The Pok?mon Adoption Centre

[T.J.]

Mudz: *breakdances and glows* Crap! I'm gonna blow up again!
Me: *slaps himself and yells-* OW!!!!!!! Sting! (DragonBreath*Thanks Draco!*)
Mudz: hahahahahahha!
Lava: *raps*
Angel *backflips*
Me: *faints*
Mudz: *faints*
Lava: That's right!

 

[EVA02]

Silent:....
Me:i think he said hes ok
Silent:......
Me:arrrgh
Silent:hehe .....
Me: thats it mister no rare candys for u
Silent:NOOOOOOOOOOO but but but
Me:no buts mister
Silent:........................

 

[T.J.]

Me: *on a stretcher to the hospital*
Mudz: *on a mini stretcher to the Pokemon Center*




Night Guys! I'm pooped. It's 11:20 pm here! Night!

 

[Cyclops]

Creeper: The sooner I evolve the better!! *practices his signature move, shadow barrage* I still can't do it! Blast...

Pyro: I wonder if this place has... *looks up* It does!! A Breeding Centre!!
Draco: Oh great. A place for my mate and I to... Oh wait... My mate isn't here, is she?!

Me: TJ, who are you backing in the election? If you're american, that is... (i live i Ireland, so I wouldn't have a clue about it)

 

[EVA02]

Me: niite
Silent:.......
Me:why why o why do you have to do this to me
Silent:hehehe......
Me:thats it no more rare candys for u for 2 months
Silent:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Cyclops]

Creeper: Hey Silent. How are you?


Pyro: Now what's he tryin to pull?
Draco: I guess he's trying to make a friend for himself...
Pyro: HA! Creeper? With a real friend? Don't make me laugh....



Me: Well I gotta go do homework now, but before I go I'm adopting a new pok?mon!

Pok?mon: Corphish
Nickname: Crimson
Gender: Male

 

[EVA02]

ME:creeper wat tchu tryin ta do he wont talk
Silent:hello creeper
Me: im flabbergasted
Silent:......
Me: soooo is that wat u do then no more rare candys until creeper evoles int gengar
Silent:nooooooooooooooooo well im lucky i found this stone i named it evolution stone it evoles a pokemon to there next lv
Me: where u get that
Silent:........

 

[Golden_Latias]

Me:Hi Cyke!You should know who i am!

Killerclaw:I'll give you a hint...

Me:Go away!*pushes Killerclaw away*

 

[Cyclops]

Me: Hey G_L!! Hi Killerclaw!! The bad news G_L... No legendaries... YET!! But for now, no legendaries....
Creeper: When will you finish that stupid book report Cyke?!
Me: Hey, it's hard work my friend!!
Pyro: Hey Crimson. How are you?
Crimson: C?n f?th?! Cad a tharla?!
Draco: Uh, Cyke? You do realise that your Corphish can only speak Irish?
Me: Yeah, I know!! That's the point!!
Crimson: Is fuath liom th?!! *vicegrips Pyro's tail*
Pyro: HOLY SH.... SUGAR!! *tries to swing him off*
Crimson: H?h?hah?!! Sin ? an greannmhar!!

 

[Golden_Latias]

Me:Aww no Raindancer...

Killerclaw:Meh never liked her anyways...

Me:Um excuse me i thought you had a mild nature...

Killerclaw:I know i know i was kidding.

 

[pikachu_king(from serebi)]

im here yay its me PK (i used a different name) do i have the same pokemon from the other thread still

CLAWY: hi KC

 

[Golden_Latias]

Me:Hi pk...

Killerclaw:Hi Clawy!

Me:Alright I've been ignoring some of my other adopted pokemon...who do i have again?

Platinum
Eevee
Male

Bell
Chimecho
Female

Static
Flaafy
Male

Autumn
Meganium (shiny)
Female

Slash
Sneasel (shiny)
Female

I belive thats it...plus Raindancer,Flash,and Railith of course.

 

[pikachu_king(from serebi)]

PKJ: does dunkle know because i want chu chu here

ME: well ill adopt more

shiny magikarp
male
EVIL

ME: good you kept slash ^_^ are there pokemon smiles here

 

[Cyclops]

Me: The bad news... They're all back to their base forms. Meaning that the Meganium is now a Chickorita, and the Kyogre doesn't exist.... *waits to be shot*

Pyro: Get off me!!
Crimson: N? thuigim!! *lets go, but assumes an aggresive stance, opens both his pincers, and lets fly with a double bubblebeam, firing them like machine guns*
Draco: Oh brother... *wraps around Crimson and uses Thunder Wave* There. Now he's harmless.

Me: Have any of you tried NetBattle? I love it!!

 

[Golden_Latias]

Me:No there isn't...and can you add me to your buddy list?No dunkle doesn't know yet unless Cyke pm'd him.

Slash:Jeez I've been ignowed...

Me:Not anymore...

Slash:GOWDEN_WATIAS!!!*tackles me*

Me:How did i know that was coming?

Killerclaw:AGAIN?!?!?!?This is the 4th time in my life I've been an anorith!

 

[pikachu_king(from serebi)]

hi cyke

charmantha: hi pyro *bats eyelashes* remember me


me: well it cant get any worse

creepy: hi creeper

me: i spoke too soon

clawy: at least we are both anorith

 

[Cyclops]

Creeper: Most of the guys have been told. Dunkle definitely knows, when he gets the PM of course.

Draco: That Corphish is a wild card anyway....

Pyro: You're tellin me... *rubs injured tail*

Me: Also, no more really spammy stuff here, like all this "babies are coming for G_L" stuff. We could do that before, but not here. The posts have to be substantial, or we might lose this adoption centre too. And no-one wants that, do they?

 

[pikachu_king(from serebi)]

rriiiiiiiiiiight um well i like the one on pokecoral better for now because (A) i have evolved pokemon (B) im sick of always changing forums and (C) i wanted one on serebii again so i can use poke icons again instead of typing there names i miss putting ;025; hi how are you

and cke i have another question what will happen to the other adoption center and can PKJ stay a pikachu please *turns hampster like hammy taught him and gives cyke a cute face*

 

[Cyclops]

Me: Ok.... ........

Creeper: Well Cyke and us were ticked off continually switching forums too, which is why we are setting up base camp here.


Pyro: Ok, here's the plan... You restrain Crimson and I teach him proper english!!
Draco: Deal....

Crimson: *stealing from the bar* H?h?h?...

 

[pikachu_king(from serebi)]

iu really wanted a serebii one but thats not going to happen *pouts*

PKJ: CAN I PLEASE STAY A PIKACHU I DONT WANT TO BE A PICHU AGAIN!!!