The Omegle Thread.

Fox♠ said:
I swear to God if it was you I was now chatting to Purple I will cry a little.

[PokeCommunity.com] The Omegle Thread.
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lmao. :( I read through an entire thread on /v/ the other night where people were just RPing MGS to everyone they found. When a Colonel and a Snake actually found each other the logs were just hilarious.
 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: are u girl

Stranger: ?


You: I could be.

Stranger: what

You: I'm both

Stranger: are u hot

You: What you say is what you are

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDD. This was funny.
 
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
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This is a kind of long one. It was nuts LMAO

Stranger: THE TITANIC IS SPLITTING

You: OH NOES!

Stranger: OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO

You: QUICK! VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET!


Stranger: OK OK I WILL

Stranger: VALIDATED

You: OKAY NOW GRAB THAT AVATAR

Stranger: OK GRABBED I

Stranger: T

You: OK OK NOW THE EXTENSION CORD

Stranger: ALRIGHT GOT IT

You: NOW WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THEM?

Stranger: I HAVE NO CLUE

Stranger: TO THE LIFEBOATS

You: GRAB THE POKEMAHNS!

Stranger: **** THE POKEMAHNS

You: BUT THATS JUST WRONG!?

Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A ****

You: OKAY OKAY


You: Have IT YOUR WAY

Stranger: BURGER KING?

You: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

Stranger: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

You: NOW I'M KINDA HUNGRY

Stranger: GO GET SOME FOOD THEN FATTY

You: I REALLY DO NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

Stranger: DON'T WE ALL

You: THIS SUIT IS BLACK NOT

Stranger: DEAD BABY

You: DO YOU LIKE PROGRESSIVE TERRORISM?

Stranger: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND

You: WELL DON'T HAVE SEX. RYAN SAYS YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

Stranger: ROYON RAWSS?

You: I WISH. RYAN SEXPOT

Stranger: OH. DAMNIT.

You: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? THE SHIP IS SIIIINNNKKIIINNNGGG?

Stranger: OH **** I FORGOT

Stranger: I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK

You: QUICK WHERE'S LEONARDO WITH THAT FLOATING DOOR?

You: KATE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Stranger: SIR. SIR. JUST CALM DOWN I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

You: dude.. now i'm kinda bored Lmao

Stranger: yeah just a little.

You: started out good but it just went downhill

Stranger: sad.

You: :(

Stranger: D:

You: Bah.. Sexytime?

Stranger: ALL THE TIME.

You: thats innapropriate behaviour

You: take your hand away from there

Stranger: okay okay, i will. god.
 
I dont really think this is funny...

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Stranger: heya

You: Kicking dogs is fun

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i once did 10 meters

You: I love seeing people getting squshed by a car

Stranger: :D

You: They look like pancakes

Stranger: we have much in common

You: :D

You: Where do you ;ive?

You: live*

Stranger: holland, u?

Stranger: america i guess

You: No

Stranger: o_O

You: I live in the sun

You: Im hot :D

Stranger: IN

Stranger: the roof is on fire

You: WHERE?!

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: usa'er

Stranger: age?

You: Whats your name?

Stranger: laurens, im male

Stranger: urs?

You: My name hella shoboto

Stranger: of course

Stranger: why not

You: Caues I suck :<

Stranger: ye you do indeed

You: How about u?

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: i think i own

You: Yeah, you own a monkey! :D

Stranger: lol

You: NOW GIMME ZE MONKEY!

Stranger: ******slap you in the face*

You: Thats rude..

Stranger: its MINE

Stranger: my precious

You: *Calls 911*

Stranger: 112 its here :P

You: OH NOES O:

Stranger: your nose hurt?

Stranger: :O

You: Yeah

Stranger: im calling 112

You: My noze is blue now

Stranger: o_O

You: :<

You: Its also tall

You: Its ontop of my eyes

You: How old are u?

Stranger: 15, wbu?

You: 100000000000000000000000000000000

Stranger: of course

You: Yeah

Stranger: ye

You: Cause I live in the sun :D

Stranger: thats no good reason

You: Its not hawt

You: Just makes your pantz on fire

Stranger: and the roof

You: and turned it un-sexy

You: The roof?

Stranger: is on fire

You: Oh.......

Stranger: :O

You: IMAH FIEREN MAH BANNANAZ!

Stranger: okeyyy

You: Give it to you monkey

Stranger: i'll do

You: Is your monkey's butt hawt?

Stranger: its not

You: Too bad

Stranger: he's not inside the sun

You: Is it sexy then?

You: isit pink?

Stranger: its really hot...uh sexy i mean :P

Stranger: nop purple woth green

Stranger: like your nose

You: purple + sexy= me!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: *hug you*

You: *hug you back*

Stranger: :D

You: :D

You: :>

Stranger: i had glue on me :P

You: Yay

You: :>

Stranger: now you'll be mine forever

Stranger: :D

You: :>

Stranger: in the sun :)

You: 1 thing

You: IMA GUY!

Stranger: o_O

Stranger: TT_TT[/SPOILER]

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Only one I've had recently worth posting surprisingly.

You: MY STRAWBERRY SUNDAE!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Hii
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING STUFF THAT I ORDERED WITH WHATS LEFT OF MY MONEY!?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you'r funny
Stranger: hehe
You: You're sexy.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: tnx
You: np bimbo.
Stranger: can i ask you'r asl pleas?
Stranger: if yu want
Stranger: hehe
You: ok.
You: 23/m/Devil May Cry HQ
Stranger: ow hehe
Stranger: 15 f Holland
You: Are you a daemon?
Stranger: hehe no
Stranger: do yu wanna see a pic of me?
You: No thanks, You're from holland..You're probably a prostitute.
Stranger: hehe no
You: Sure?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Ever considered it?
Stranger: No
You: Really?, You sound like you'd get alot of business.
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: no im not a prostitute and i will never be it
You: Well, keep it in mind.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: oke
Stranger: so do u now wanna see a pic hehe
You: After I send you a picture of course.
Stranger: hehe yeah
You: Dante first.
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They left before the picture >.>
Was just going to be a pic of Dante though. XD.

If no one got the referance I was hinting at being Dante from Devil May Cry.
 
Todoroki Is said:
Perverts are online for me. I had 10 convos no one talked cause I'm male.
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which is why you should pretend to be female 8D that's what I do sometimes.

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it would have been easier if they'd just said yes :P

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^ was just WEIRD. Who's mark?
 
I don't know, I thought it was funny.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Do u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: whhhhatatatatattatattatata?
You: Mudkipz...>_>
You: There a type of cereal!
You: Kinda like Cornflakes
Stranger: uhm never heard of it?!
You: Location?
Stranger: usa
You: Ah, they're popular in the UK
You: They taste nice :D
Stranger: oh never been there....wouldnt know.

I'm so evil xD
 
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Baka.

EDIT: Okay. Finally managed NOT to have someone run off on me! x3
WARNING! IT'S LONG!
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SUCCESS! x3
 
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I donno, i thought it was funny :P

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Here's my....very weird experience...

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You: FFFFFFAAAAAAALLLLLLLLCCCAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN
You: Luuuuuuuuunch!
You: Want a turkey sandwich?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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