The Great Saiyaman
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I was skimming through a forum and reading post when I was scared out of my mind! It was a picture of a pokemon. Anyway, its about Magikarp. (Below is the post.)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon aren't cute! They're cold blooded killers. [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon aren't cute! They're cold blooded killers.](https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6425/magikarp8tf.th.png)
"You know..Gyarados become sinister, cold hearted monsters due to the fact that as Magikarp, they were treated poorly by people due to their very poor intellect. Magikarp are worthless. Not only that..but they can be found everywhere - literally...as long as there's a water source..Anyway..They can't be eaten as they mainly consist of bone and have limited attacks. Most Magikarp just splash (flipping around) in battle and therefore always lose. When Magikarp evolves into Gyarados.. it's hatred for the people who mistreated it causes it to go insane. Therefore, most Gyarados are maniacal killers. Gyarados, since ancient times were known to go on violent bloody rampages lasting up to a month. Once awakened, they only seek to destroy and are incapable of calming down even after eliminating whatever or whoever angered them. Treat your Magikarp well or suffer Gyarados' rage."
I don't know why I was so shocked. But, I guess I had it in my mind that pokemon were cute and plushie... It makes me afraid of wild Gyarados. If Gyarados were to look like that in real life, just think about all of the other ones.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon aren't cute! They're cold blooded killers. [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon aren't cute! They're cold blooded killers.](https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6425/magikarp8tf.th.png)
"You know..Gyarados become sinister, cold hearted monsters due to the fact that as Magikarp, they were treated poorly by people due to their very poor intellect. Magikarp are worthless. Not only that..but they can be found everywhere - literally...as long as there's a water source..Anyway..They can't be eaten as they mainly consist of bone and have limited attacks. Most Magikarp just splash (flipping around) in battle and therefore always lose. When Magikarp evolves into Gyarados.. it's hatred for the people who mistreated it causes it to go insane. Therefore, most Gyarados are maniacal killers. Gyarados, since ancient times were known to go on violent bloody rampages lasting up to a month. Once awakened, they only seek to destroy and are incapable of calming down even after eliminating whatever or whoever angered them. Treat your Magikarp well or suffer Gyarados' rage."
I don't know why I was so shocked. But, I guess I had it in my mind that pokemon were cute and plushie... It makes me afraid of wild Gyarados. If Gyarados were to look like that in real life, just think about all of the other ones.
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