How does poliwrath eat?

Just imagine one using Metronome (yes, it can learn that), and then that coming out as Bite. O.o

I just looked, and it can learn any kind of water-absorption moves or Dream Eater, so there go those theories.

However, it can have the ability Water Absorb. *angel chorus* Revelation! And the winner is "I Laugh at your Misfortune!"! =D
 
Answer: Osmosis!!

I don't even think that's what osmosis does...

Anyhoozle, how's this: while it does have a mouth, it gets most nourishment from absorbing minerals from the water and mud near it's habitat. As for Hitmonlee, It's gotta have a mouth. Perhaps it doesn't look like it has a mouth unless it's open? Like Peanuts? When viewed from the side, while in a downcast mood, or looking at his feet, Charlie Brown does not have a mouth. It's true.
 
Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?

Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?

Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?
 
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I honestly don't know, but if I have have to take a guess, then it'll have to be somewhere in the front, of course.

Hmm.... what if there is a small hole that can't be seen because of Poliwrath's thick, blue skin?
 
Well, you see, he has an anus. He shoves food in through his ******* and just like in south park he shits from his mouth. His mouth is in between his eyes. Now shove food in his ass and see what happens.
 
maybe i eats from the 'other end'.XD
 
pokebeirn said:
Well, you see, he has an anus. He shoves food in through his ******* and just like in south park he shits from his mouth. His mouth is in between his eyes. Now shove food in his ass and see what happens.
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Exactly what I meant by saying 'I really don't want to know how Poliwhirl eats' xD
 
As previously said, he does have a hole in his belly that he uses for shooting water and such, I suppose that's where it stuffs its food too?
 
乚☆丁工回己❀ said:
Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?

Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?

Osmosis is the movement of water, nothing else IIRC.

And what if the Poliwrath has Damp?

It probably has a mouth, but it has no lips. Maybe to prevent its mouth from becoming waterproof so it can drink water endlessly and effortlessly?
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3 times is sure enough for me to be reminded of Science class :\.

Also, pokebeirn, that was very inappropriate. How would you like it if you digested like that?
 
ΩGodotΩ said:
Also, pokebeirn, that was very inappropriate. How would you like it if you digested like that?
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Stuffed, I suppose.
(I'm trying very hard NOT to make any closet-jokes right now >.<)
 
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