You always were a delicate little flower. But if being passed out drunk/stoned and tan on a white sand beach is wrong, who the fuck wants to be right? He's why I need a vacation. He's almost 2 now, we named him Emery after... Uhhh... The Engrish version of Emily? Idfk. I just thought it sounded cool. He's a mini troll. Besides, you have a 90's teen drama name, his class mates wouldn't understand. ;|