You have played Pokémon too much when...

[CoolKid575]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think the only things vending machines sell is lemonade, soda and water.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you just barge into everyone's houses and don't expect any complaints but just a limited dialogue.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you try to pay for your food with funnybucks!
(a reference to LP from S/V)

 

[EmeraldSky]

--You get excited when you see a school named for fruit
--You expect doctor's visits and vet appointments to only take a few seconds.
--You spend hours dreaming up your perfect secret base

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you meet a professor and wonder which species of tree they are named after!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think you can only keep 6 pets on you and any additional ones can be sent to / retrieved from a computer.

 

[EmeraldSky]

--You can rattle off the National Pokedex in order, but you can't name your country's last five leaders
--You try to declare Ash's victory against Leon a national holiday
--You wonder why your cat's purr doesn't make flowers grow
--You constantly check the mailbox for your acceptance letter into Naranja, Uva, or Blueberry Academy

 

[miragespot]

You eat chestnuts instead of drinking coffee or tea.

You're surprised that your pet lizard ages and doesn't try to evolve at all.

You call your obese friend "Snorlax" instead of his real name.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think cosplayers are Paradox or regional forms of the original.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you try to come up with a unique nickname for every, single, Pokemon... 0_0

 

[EmeraldSky]

@Alex_Among_Foxes

--You spend hours looking for a specific gender of Pokemon because you have a very specific name planned for them (guilty)

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think any newborn's name can only be 12 characters long.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you start offering to hunt shiny Pokemon for other people!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you try to take a fossil to a scientist to have it resurrected into a living creature.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You encounter a mole in your garden, and send your pet bird, thinking it will be immune to all Ground type moves the mole might use!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think every living thing that passes on becomes a Ghost type.

 

[CoolKid575]

You've played too much Pokemon when you play the bicycle music in your head while driving IRL.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you carry an egg around with you because you think that it's lucky!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you eat lots of mints trying to alter your nature.

 

[CoolKid575]

You've played too much Pokemon when you know what revision your cart is at a glance.