Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

[Aquacorde]

Look, you can't prove anything. Fingerprints wash off in soup, everyone knows that.

Waiter, there's a business card in my soup!

 

[Megan]

That's just the chef doing their bit of advertising!

Waiter, there's an arcade in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

Well of course! Meatball, pinball, same family of thing.

Waiter! There's a single peanut in my soup!

 

[ReKoil]

Oh, oops. Here's another two. It's supposed to have company =D

Waiter, there's a menu in my soup.

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Sorry, the chef was just trying to replicate _confused_piplup_'s avatar, with the menu being piplup on the floating swimming ring!

Waiter, there's a 2DS in my soup!

 

[Lavender]

OH NO!!!! does it still work?

Waiter, there's an incredibly good soundtrack in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

ah that's my latest mixtape, glad to hear it's so fire

Waiter, there appears to be you in my soup!

 

[ReKoil]

You wanted cold soup, no ? Ice Ice baby :coolcat:

Waiter there is a bird nest in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

Where else would the eggs drop from?

Waiter, there's an island in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Would you look at that, I knew I'd seen Discworld around here recently.

Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup ):

 

[Aquacorde]

Ah, my apologies for the assumption that you would like to eat soup with a spoon.

Waiter, there's a key in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Give it a twist to the right and unlock the real soup below.

Waiter, there's a Huntail in my soup!!!

 

[Aquacorde]

The Huntail soup comes with a toy Huntail! Take it home with you :)

Waiter, there's a sandwich in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Ah we took the liberty of deciding whether you wanted to dip it into the soup or not. Bone apple teeth!

Waiter, I couldn't help but notice that there really is a fly in my soup.

 

[ReKoil]

That fly is a Daredevil who likes to bathe in soups that are about to be eaten. Just put it on your spoon and it will leave as you move it to your mouth.

Waiter, there's a Weeping Angel in my soup.

 

[Arcaneum]

Yes it's our new specialty, just make sure to not look away whilst eating it.

Waiter, there's some scrap metal in my soup???

 

[ReKoil]

Today's soups are all novelties to prepare you for a post-apocalyptic life =)

Waiter, there's chess pieces in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Well that's what I would call a Soup Defence strategy!

Waiter, there's too much soup in my soup!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

That's a plate for two people! You're supposed to share it!

Waiter, there's a charging cable in my soup!

 

[Aldo]

Wait, that's my cable.... What have I been charging my phone with!?

Waiter, there's a duck family in my soup!