Out-of-context quotes

[ReKoil]

"Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'It's like listening to a potato chip from inside the bag!'

 

[ReKoil]

"A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow. The Horus Guard's beak glistens. The Setesh Guard's… nose drips."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'I literally haven't looked up the definition of hyperbole in, like, a million years.'

 

[pokemon fan person]

"they didn't have enough characteristics to pass as a car"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'You're like the Yoko Ono of dog food.'

 

[ReKoil]

"Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'No banjos til you drink your tequila!'

 

[ReKoil]

"You found WHAT in WHO?!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Rice and beans are like matter and anti-matter in the same dish.'

 

[ReKoil]

"I am a Voldemort now. Voldemorts are cool."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'If they wanted us to use good grammar, they should have made it more easier.'

 

[ReKoil]

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Death by Slinky… it could happen!'

 

[ReKoil]

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'You know what they say: deck in, frog out!'

 

[ReKoil]

"At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'So, when you eat a black hole, you should start at the center, and not at the event horizon.'

 

[ReKoil]

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'If you think getting the orange powder from Cheetos on your fingers is bad, wait until you see what time dilation does.'