If you eat that all at the same time for every single meal for five straight years, then yeah, it will, but not in a single incident! And mayo with teriyaki chicken D: Don't fix what's not broken!
IF I LIED ABOUT MY AGE, I'D EITHER BE ONE OR A HUNDRED AND I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT! NO, VEGANS AREN'T IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEY'RE ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO BE PICKY EATERS