Opposite Day
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![[PokeCommunity.com] The twin rivers of Unova [PokeCommunity.com] The twin rivers of Unova](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/42/Unova_alt.png)
Behold, the map of the Unova region.
If you manage to get over the "circle" shape, it is really quite a pretty place, especially with the two majestic rivers that beautifully divide the region into three lovely pieces. Now, I can't be the only one that sort of gets the impression that Black and White have been lacking in the surfing department, right? Makes you sort of wonder why you're not allowed to surf on the rivers..
Let's try to think a little about this. Why are you prevented from surfing at the rivers of Unvoa?
One could argue that it must be due to wild currents in the rivers, making it too dangerous, but Hoenn didn't have a problem with that. Hell, you face the same situation at routes 17 and 18, with the moving water, and no one appears to have any trouble with that..
It could just be the case that you are really horrible at surfing, and that you might crash into or block off the route of the Royal Unova when it happens to cruise by (or it could just be the crew that is incredibly bad at steering it and you're not allowed to surf there for your own safety) - but it doesn't enter the rivers at all, all it does is to snoop by the riverbed where the Marvellous Bridge has its fun, and goes back to Castelia.
Is it maybe just the case that the Unovians are too afraid of their beloved bridges to allow anyone to get even close to them? I don't know about you, but for instance someone wanted to borrow a whole lot of Voltorb to ruin one of the bridges, I'd rather try to blow up part of the support from one side rather than surf into the middle of it, considering how ships must be able to pass, aka there should be no significant parts at "sea level" that supports the bridge (everything we have seen indicates that the bridges are entirely land-based) and thus this shouldn't really be a hindrance.
That, and if anything dangerous were to happen, you could just Fly away (especially with no badge restrictions preventing you from doing so!), no problem.
Keep your current thoughts, but just let them stay there untouched as we move away from that topic for a little bit.
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Behold Nimbasa City, the bustling Stadium of Light, relaxation and city of fun deluxe - and quite possibly the most technologically advanced city we've ever seen in the pokemon games, followed closely by the Opelucid City in black (I mean, have you seen those illuminated pavements? wow)
Also take note to how you only find wild Trubbish and its evolution, Garbodor, around the outskirts of these two cities.
Come to think of it, where do unovians actually get rid of their trash? Considering how for instance Mt. Moon waay back has signs that say "Don't litter", one would think that this is a valid concern in any game..
The fact that the entire region is almost entirely ridden of trash (I mean, look at their waste bins, they are all freaking empty barring the ultra ball one + another significant one which we will get back to) suggests to me that they need to have some way of getting rid of it that is not known to the player. You don't just introduce the most populated region we get to know and tell us that these do not leave any waste behind, do you?
Just let your thoughts wander for a while, possibly let them interact with each other.
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Have you ever seen a trash bag or a torn plastic bag float somewhere at the shoreline? Or rather, to be more specific, imagine what the "mask" of Garbodor would look like if it was separated from its body (sadly the chances for a dust bunny surviving almost completely submerged in water before it starts separating can't be said to be very big) and were floating in the middle of the sea - it has two holes for eyes, and four floating-tentacle things.
Congratulations - we now have a pokemon that got killed, but whose remains and possibly soul linger in an inanimate object that floats in the sea. In other words, we have found out where Frillish come from! This would also help clarify where it gets its poisoning abilities that the pokedex references, as a former Poison-type it would easily be able to harvest something out of its earlier shell of a body.
Remember, there are two places where you have somewhat restricted access to these rivers - Driftveil City and the Village Bridge. Driftveil is securely located on the non-Trubbish side of the river, yet if you surf there the river is full of nothing but Frillish, suggesting that the river is completely overtaken by the species.
Village Bridge is, however, a bit more complicated and unique. You've got people living ON the river, and they live longer north than the other inhabitants that would be affected by it (Nimbasa ahem), in other words, they don't have to deal with other people's dumping of trash. Indeed, just notice the lack of any Garbodor on the adjacent route that connects it to Opelucid, while the escaped Garbodor freely rampage next to the Tubeline Bridge.
Further proof that Village Bridge cares about its water supply is gained by the single fact that this is the only place in the game where THEY ACTUALLY TOSS THEIR LEFTOVERS INTO WASTE BINS, unlike the rest of Unova. No wonder you're finding nothing but Basculin and Lapras in this water - there's no raw ingredients to be found in the water for Frillish to exist.
So, what does all of this mean?
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Ladies and gentlemen, Unova dumps all of its trash in its rivers.
This is why you're not allowed on the rivers of Unova, the toxins would cause immense pain and melt down the pokemon doing the surfing.
This is why we don't come across any rubbish in their waste bins, ever*.
This is why we come across Ducklett and Swanna on the BRIDGES, they have no way of surviving in the polluted water, so they seek refugee on them.
This is why despite all the rain in Unova, Swift Swimmers hardly exist in the region due to the fact that the rain is acidic - the only Swift Swimmers that survived were the ones that developed a resistance to the poison, suffering huge deformations as a result from living in impure water (no arms on Palpitoed, for instance).
Finally, this is also why the Royal Unova doesn't sail up into the rivers - due to the fact that eventually the Frillish all evolve into Jellicent - who sinks, dislocates, and kills everything that enters its territory.
Thoughts?