Pokemon Rap MC names

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    Okay well I'm not sure how many rap fans there are, but say you made a living rapping about Pokemon and only Pokemon. What would your alias be?

    If anyone is interested here's mine (well the one I made up I'm not really a Pokemon Rapper lol)

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    I can't wait to see what you guys come up with :)
     
    Awh, I don't know why anyone hasn't posted yet. This thread adds a bit of variety to the usual batch.

    Maybe F.E.A.R. Which is a strategy involving Rattata incase you didn't know. Plus it sounds rapper-ish...
     
    MC Ditto 'cause I would just bite everyone....... lol


    But seriously, MC Drowzee, 'cause I eat Emcees dreams! lol

    And my first hit song would be "Get Jiggly with it". :P

    They call me MC Drowzee because I make other rappers look lousy,
    when I get on the mic it's like hypnosis, giving 'em psychosis with this hocus pocus, get jiggly with it as I spit more verbal venom to give you a fit!

    I've got such fat rhymes they make a Snorlax look thin, even Arceus facin' me would be a sin, more UBER than the whole tier I even make Mewtwo flee in fear, you hear, throw a master ball at me, but you're a Slowpoke, that's no joke, I turn Exeggcute into yolk, then come back and catch you!

    I don't need evolution for this lyrical revolution, Hypnos got nothing on this MC, I even make him feel sleepy! I've got more headspins than a Hitmontop, that's why I'm on top, and you're still playing Swalot plop.
    I even beat Ash's Pikachu, left him black and blue, it was like stealing rare candy from a Happiny, like owning the Tower Tycoon just to get more BP, you see me, now you don't, like a ghastly, scarin fools that ask me, who's he? I'M MC DROWSEE!!!

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    Pip would be the name.
    My wicked intro:
    "Pip, pip, who? Step back b4 I bubblebeam your @#$ till you get the flu. I got more water than dugtrio does heads, and my Empoleon's wings will cut you faster than a roserade ever can. We go hand in hand, day and night. Surfin' over the fools till we get to the top four, making sure we mop the floor w/ the battle frontier as we watch them comin' for more. Splash splash, bubble bubble, that's your charmeleon gettin' beat! We make palkia look small. Even Cyrus don't wanna brawl. Pip and Empoleon in the house makin' that grass turd n fire chimp run like a loose mouse, WORD!"
    :cool: :cool:
     
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