Hello all. Instead of continuing Volt White, I've decided to do a Nuzlocke of this hack. I promise I'll finish this one.
Pokemon Pure White/Pitch Black is a hack/improvement of Pokemon Black & White, made by aragornbird, aka Arkeis. They have many changes, such as:
* Major trainer battles are now more challenging with stronger Pokemon, better moves, and hold items. This includes battles with Gym Leaders, Elite 4, your Rivals, N, Ghetsis, Alder, Cynthia, and several post-game trainers.
* Ability to catch all 649 Pokémon without trading or transfering.
* Ability to evolve former trade-evolution Pokemon without trading.
* Genderswapped trainers! Guys will be girls and girls will be guys!
* Many Pokémon have Dream World abilities without having to access the Dream World
* Many wild Pokémon have held items that are rare or otherwise impossible to find anywhere else.
* Some Unova Pokémon can learn new level up moves.
* Some dialog changes.
And more.
Let's begin, shall we?
Honesty is the best policy.
How about I call you slave and you get back into the kitchen, making me a sammich and hand me a few beers?
Do I look like a gi-
"Hey."
WTF WAS THAT
"I'm...someone you haven't met yet."
...Okay
"Listen. You have to be a girl."
WHAT WHAT WHAT
"I'm sorry, but you have to."
Why should I listen to you?
"Go ahead. Become a boy. I'll just be right behind you every step of the way, taunting you, and calling you a *****. That was a joke. Perhaps you didn't know. Maybe this will help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
SHUT THE **** UP. I'll be a girl, okay?
"Good girl. I'll be waiting for you."
Who are you, anyway?
"...Someone you don't know."
...Freakier than that crappy ass movie Freaky Friday.
Yeah, we've established that.
I would've said Hinata if it wasn't for Mr. Assface back then, clouding my judgement.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Unless...oh God am I entering the world of...Trannies?
OH GOD NO.
"You have to."
ERRRRRGGHHHHH
If I was visually impared I would actually believe he's a girl. He can't even dress like one!
*moving on....*
NO! My Pokeymanz. Get out of my house too.
"Touko..."
I thought you weren't gonna follow me?
"I'm not. Just giving you a friendly reminder."
That was so funny my humor died.
Wait...are you implying...that you're a girl?!
Bianca:...Noooo
Yeah, that's right. No girl is named Bianca these days.
The Fourth Wall? What about it?
Cheren:....Nothing....
Yeah, just a bunch of crap.
No ma'am. I believe we call them "Eldritch's Abominations nowadays.
Are you even listening?
Both: Open the damn box.
That's what she said.
Politely? Hehehe yeah right. This box is mine, *******.
He looks like a pretty cool dude.
Bianca: Hey! Let's battle!
Um...okay.
WTF
"Oh...ignore that."
WHAT DID YOU DO?
"..."
GODDAMMIT
Weakling.
Oh hey look, it's Jailbait!
She...actually looks kinda hot...
"You're a girl, remember?"
And what? That doesn't mean I'm not a guy on the inside.
"Whatever. Continue."
She fights like a wuss. All she did was Tackle, then proceed to Tail Whip.
*they left, weeping as they ran to apologize to my mother how they failed to stop me*
Let's check Snivy's stats.
Meh. Wish I had Timid/Modest.
That;s right. You can ground me, take away my crap, make me go to my room, but in the end who cooks, cleans, and buys me ****? That's right. You.
Now make me a sandwich.
What did you say...
Bianca: Don't listen to my dad. He's an insufferable prick.
Like you?
Bianca: Ayup. Let's meet with Cheren!
I don't think he's the brightest in the family...
Make me a sandwich.
Juniper: Nickname your Pokeymanz.
If you insist...
Yeah. He looks like that insufferable prick. Except...more badass.
This is by far the most female-stereotypical machine I've ever seen. Barbie, eat your heart out.
At least the map hasn't changed.
I got my balls back. Let's go catch some monsters.
Snivy:...Aye aye sir.
She can't make portals, but she can kick ass.
Aww, she's gentle too. I like her already.
Until next time. Sorry for the few screenshots, I'm going to have my last 2 days of school soon.
Pokemon Pure White/Pitch Black is a hack/improvement of Pokemon Black & White, made by aragornbird, aka Arkeis. They have many changes, such as:
* Major trainer battles are now more challenging with stronger Pokemon, better moves, and hold items. This includes battles with Gym Leaders, Elite 4, your Rivals, N, Ghetsis, Alder, Cynthia, and several post-game trainers.
* Ability to catch all 649 Pokémon without trading or transfering.
* Ability to evolve former trade-evolution Pokemon without trading.
* Genderswapped trainers! Guys will be girls and girls will be guys!
* Many Pokémon have Dream World abilities without having to access the Dream World
* Many wild Pokémon have held items that are rare or otherwise impossible to find anywhere else.
* Some Unova Pokémon can learn new level up moves.
* Some dialog changes.
And more.
Let's begin, shall we?
Spoiler:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/1-6.png?t=1308556506)
Honesty is the best policy.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/2-7.png?t=1308556506)
How about I call you slave and you get back into the kitchen, making me a sammich and hand me a few beers?
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/3-7.png?t=1308556506)
Do I look like a gi-
"Hey."
WTF WAS THAT
"I'm...someone you haven't met yet."
...Okay
"Listen. You have to be a girl."
WHAT WHAT WHAT
"I'm sorry, but you have to."
Why should I listen to you?
"Go ahead. Become a boy. I'll just be right behind you every step of the way, taunting you, and calling you a *****. That was a joke. Perhaps you didn't know. Maybe this will help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
SHUT THE **** UP. I'll be a girl, okay?
"Good girl. I'll be waiting for you."
Who are you, anyway?
"...Someone you don't know."
...Freakier than that crappy ass movie Freaky Friday.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/4-7.png?t=1308556506)
Yeah, we've established that.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/5-6.png?t=1308556506)
I would've said Hinata if it wasn't for Mr. Assface back then, clouding my judgement.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/6-6.png?t=1308556506)
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Unless...oh God am I entering the world of...Trannies?
OH GOD NO.
"You have to."
ERRRRRGGHHHHH
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/7-6.png?t=1308556506)
If I was visually impared I would actually believe he's a girl. He can't even dress like one!
*moving on....*
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/10-6.png?t=1308556506)
NO! My Pokeymanz. Get out of my house too.
"Touko..."
I thought you weren't gonna follow me?
"I'm not. Just giving you a friendly reminder."
That was so funny my humor died.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/11-5.png?t=1308556506)
Wait...are you implying...that you're a girl?!
Bianca:...Noooo
Yeah, that's right. No girl is named Bianca these days.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/12-5.png?t=1308556506)
The Fourth Wall? What about it?
Cheren:....Nothing....
Yeah, just a bunch of crap.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/13-5.png?t=1308556507)
No ma'am. I believe we call them "Eldritch's Abominations nowadays.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/14-6.png?t=1308556507)
Are you even listening?
Both: Open the damn box.
That's what she said.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/15-6.png?t=1308556507)
Politely? Hehehe yeah right. This box is mine, *******.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/16-7.png?t=1308556507)
He looks like a pretty cool dude.
Bianca: Hey! Let's battle!
Um...okay.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/17-6.png?t=1308556507)
WTF
"Oh...ignore that."
WHAT DID YOU DO?
"..."
GODDAMMIT
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/18-7.png?t=1308556507)
Weakling.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/19-6.png?t=1308556507)
Oh hey look, it's Jailbait!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/20-6.png?t=1308556507)
She...actually looks kinda hot...
"You're a girl, remember?"
And what? That doesn't mean I'm not a guy on the inside.
"Whatever. Continue."
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/21-6.png?t=1308556507)
She fights like a wuss. All she did was Tackle, then proceed to Tail Whip.
*they left, weeping as they ran to apologize to my mother how they failed to stop me*
Let's check Snivy's stats.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/22-6.png?t=1308556507)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/23-6.png?t=1308556507)
Meh. Wish I had Timid/Modest.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/24-6.png?t=1308556507)
That;s right. You can ground me, take away my crap, make me go to my room, but in the end who cooks, cleans, and buys me ****? That's right. You.
Now make me a sandwich.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/25-6.png?t=1308556507)
What did you say...
Bianca: Don't listen to my dad. He's an insufferable prick.
Like you?
Bianca: Ayup. Let's meet with Cheren!
I don't think he's the brightest in the family...
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/26-6.png?t=1308556507)
Make me a sandwich.
Juniper: Nickname your Pokeymanz.
If you insist...
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/27-6.png?t=1308556507)
Yeah. He looks like that insufferable prick. Except...more badass.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/28-6.png?t=1308556507)
This is by far the most female-stereotypical machine I've ever seen. Barbie, eat your heart out.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/29-5.png?t=1308556507)
At least the map hasn't changed.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/30-6.png?t=1308556507)
I got my balls back. Let's go catch some monsters.
Snivy:...Aye aye sir.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/31-6.png?t=1308556508)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/32-6.png?t=1308556508)
She can't make portals, but she can kick ass.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/33-6.png?t=1308556508)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon Pitch Black Nuzlocke](https://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae134/BlackAceCr/34-6.png?t=1308556508)
Aww, she's gentle too. I like her already.
Until next time. Sorry for the few screenshots, I'm going to have my last 2 days of school soon.