Pokemon Pickup Lines(Age 16+)

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Morgnarok

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    Post You Pokemon Pick Up Lines Here That You Would Use/Not Use To Pick Up A Girl.
    Please Be At Least Age 16+


    -Do you squirt or just hydro pump.

    -Its a good thing i am a pokemon trainer so i can handle your Jigglypuffs

    -I am like slowpoke to your cloyster

    -Why your pokeballs sagging in you pokesack

    -Whats your number ? So i can register you as a pokemon trainer duh

    -If i was nidoking you be my nido*****.

    -Do you like pokeballs? Because your about to get really close to mine.

    -How about you use rest,so i can sleep with you.

    -Yo,i got some legendary pokemon.You want to touch my pokeballs to see how legendary they are ?

    -Hey you want to see my bellsprout

    -looking at your ass,makes my bulba soar

    -Those are some nice hoot hoots you got there.

    -My weedle can use string shot at your face.

    -your lickitung  is licking my cubone, it's super effective!

    -I don't want to jynx myself but I'd like to give you a slowpoke.

    -Dam girl,I want a pick a chu(Peek at u)

    -If you were a pokemon,i choose you

    -Are you a rare candy?Because i want to level up.


    So this is all i got for now please if your under age 16 do not comment or post in here you should not even be looking in here since i posted topic for 16+.

    If you have any lines please post em.

    Kay bye.





     
    hahahaahahah! Guys, Fail Alert, the thread author who wrote 16+ is 15 :P

    and as for pick up lines, idk?

    My combusken is supereffective against yer cloyster
     
    Yeah, slightly disgusting, but not that funny. However.......

    "How's-about I Lickilicky your Plusle"

    Yeah, I'm not going to contribute more than that to this thread
     
    Er, o.. okay, this thread isn't really appropriate for this forum. So, I'm sorry but I'll have to close this!
     
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