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McDonald's UK set up a website which lets people ask questions about the company. The answers are then posted on the website. Some of them are pretty funny.
https://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html
Q. I've heard your burgers are made from poor people that populate the third world countries. Why not choose people from the over populated china instead?
A. No, All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef, nothing else just 100 percent beef, prepared from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that's added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking. (July 2008)
Q. Do you know what they call a big mac in France?
A. Le Big Mac. (June 2008)
Q. Is it true that you refuse to employ people with downsyndrome??
A. No, that is not true
Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is £1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?
A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book?
Q. Hello Ronold, I'm going to a party tonight. Should I wear my blue jumper or my black one?
A. Black. (May 2008)
Q. Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally ******ed? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.
A. Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious. (August 2007)
Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.
A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)
Q. I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?
A.No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger.
Q. You claim that "millions of people enjoy eating your food every day". Do you have PROOF that they ENJOY eating it? Could it not be a case of peer pressure and personal blackmail? I heard that somebody left half a McNugget and Ronald McDonald KILLED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. Did this happen?
A.McDonald's likes to think that its customers are able to make their own choices, and would not visit McDonald's purely because of the reasons you state. And no, Ronald McDonald has never killed anyone.
Q. Is it true that Ronald McDonald has appeared in a music video with Insane Clown Posse?
A. Regarding your question, it is not true
Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life?
A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008)
Q: Is it true that McDonalds staff are contractually obliged to sing "I'm lovin' it." if a customer whistles the little tune from the adverts?
A: No this is not true. (January 2008)
Q: Is Ronald McDonal secretly teaching little boys that it's normal to wear lipstick?
A: No. Ronald McDonald is all about teaching children how to understand and enjoy food, to be active, and have lots of fun. (September 2007)
Q: Can I has cheezburger???
A: Of course. Please visit your nearest McDonald's restaurant to buy one.
Q: When I ate one of your fries I got cancer. Why did this happen? I thought McDonalds was healthy?
A: You have to check with the residence in which your purchased these fries. We are very sorry to hear this news.
Q. How many cats do you slaughter a day to make the Chicken Nuggets?
A. No cats in the Chicken McNuggets, only carefully deboned 100 per cent chicken breast meat, which is coated in a specially seasoned batter. Details of all McDonald's ingredients are available online in the 'Ingredients List' which is in the 'Eat Smart' section of www.mcdonalds.co.uk. (September 2007)
https://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html
Q. I've heard your burgers are made from poor people that populate the third world countries. Why not choose people from the over populated china instead?
A. No, All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef, nothing else just 100 percent beef, prepared from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that's added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking. (July 2008)
Q. Do you know what they call a big mac in France?
A. Le Big Mac. (June 2008)
Q. Is it true that you refuse to employ people with downsyndrome??
A. No, that is not true
Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is £1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?
A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book?
Q. Hello Ronold, I'm going to a party tonight. Should I wear my blue jumper or my black one?
A. Black. (May 2008)
Q. Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally ******ed? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.
A. Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious. (August 2007)
Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.
A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)
Q. I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?
A.No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger.
Q. You claim that "millions of people enjoy eating your food every day". Do you have PROOF that they ENJOY eating it? Could it not be a case of peer pressure and personal blackmail? I heard that somebody left half a McNugget and Ronald McDonald KILLED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. Did this happen?
A.McDonald's likes to think that its customers are able to make their own choices, and would not visit McDonald's purely because of the reasons you state. And no, Ronald McDonald has never killed anyone.
Q. Is it true that Ronald McDonald has appeared in a music video with Insane Clown Posse?
A. Regarding your question, it is not true
Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life?
A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008)
Q: Is it true that McDonalds staff are contractually obliged to sing "I'm lovin' it." if a customer whistles the little tune from the adverts?
A: No this is not true. (January 2008)
Q: Is Ronald McDonal secretly teaching little boys that it's normal to wear lipstick?
A: No. Ronald McDonald is all about teaching children how to understand and enjoy food, to be active, and have lots of fun. (September 2007)
Q: Can I has cheezburger???
A: Of course. Please visit your nearest McDonald's restaurant to buy one.
Q: When I ate one of your fries I got cancer. Why did this happen? I thought McDonalds was healthy?
A: You have to check with the residence in which your purchased these fries. We are very sorry to hear this news.
Q. How many cats do you slaughter a day to make the Chicken Nuggets?
A. No cats in the Chicken McNuggets, only carefully deboned 100 per cent chicken breast meat, which is coated in a specially seasoned batter. Details of all McDonald's ingredients are available online in the 'Ingredients List' which is in the 'Eat Smart' section of www.mcdonalds.co.uk. (September 2007)
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