How would these pokemon attacks feel like in real life?

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    Please tell me your opinion..Spend some time answering seriously to my Q.The attacks are:
    Water gun
    Hydro pump
    Hydro cannon
    Blast burn
    Dark pulse
    Overheat
    Shadow ball
    Energy ball
    Solar beam
    Razor leaf
    Leaf storm
    Leaf tornado
    Blizzard
    Ice beam
    Icy wind
    Thunderbolt
    Powder snow
    SILVER WIND(Thats what l cant even imagine)
    Gust
    Air slash
    Gunk shot
    Sludge bomb
    Sludge
    Pin missile
    Stone edge
    Thanks very much for answering ;p;p
     
    To be honest, I can't answer that "spend some time answering seriously." There's just one way to put it:

    Most attacks would severely injure a person, if not kill them. It's simple, no need to go into detail. :3

    THEREFORE, THEY WOULD FEEL EXTREMELY PAINFUL. :D
     
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    Please tell me your opinion..Spend some time answering seriously to my Q.The attacks are:
    Water gun
    Hydro pump
    Hydro cannon
    Blast burn
    Dark pulse
    Overheat
    Shadow ball
    Energy ball
    Solar beam
    Razor leaf
    Leaf storm
    Leaf tornado
    Blizzard
    Ice beam
    Icy wind
    Thunderbolt
    Powder snow
    SILVER WIND(Thats what l cant even imagine)
    Gust
    Air slash
    Gunk shot
    Sludge bomb
    Sludge
    Pin missile
    Stone edge
    Thanks very much for answering ;p;p

    • Water Gun = getting blasted with a garden hose.
    • Hydro Pump = getting blasted with a firetruck hose at max pressure.
    • Hydro Cannon = Hydro Pump but more concussive and less stream-like.
    • Blast Burn = stepping on a landmine, only in a concentrated stream.
    • Dark Pulse = feeling intense vibration, like standing on a jackhammer, only originating at the point where it contacted you and growing stronger as it resonates to the extremities.
    • Overheat = a flamethrower...?
    • Shadow Ball = just a concussive ball, like getting hit with a dodgeball that dissipates on contact.
    • Energy Ball = like Shadow Ball but the attack passes through the body and resonates to the extremities; less concussive.
    • Solarbeam = the same way focusing light into a laser feels in real life... It burns.
    • Razor Leaf = paper cuts.
    • Leaf Storm = a windy day during the fall.
    • Leaf Tornado = a windy day during the fall in Kansas.
    • Blizzard = these are getting progressively dumber.
    • Ice Beam = like getting a thin jet of dry ice dust pelted at you.
    • Icy Wind = yes.
    • Thunderbolt = yes.
    • Powder Snow = like standing next to a snow blower.
    • Silver Wind = like a strong wind, only saturated with a lot of pollen that makes it itchy when breathing. Pollen is very visible.
    • Gust = yes.
    • Air Slash = like getting cut by a sword that you can't see. What else do you want me to say?
    • Gunk Shot = like getting slimed by some mysterious goo that smells of a dump yard.
    • Sludge = the same as Gunk Shot, but less concussive.
    • Pin Missile = acupuncture gone wrong. Like falling on a cactus, but the cactus comes to you... Or worse, a porcupine (they have barbed quills that are impossible to remove).
    • Stone Edge = ...

    Most of the ones listed were already realistic enough.
     
    Great answer..I am really grateful to you for answering so patiently and informatively.THx..But wouldnt razor leaf cut like a..chakram?I mean it is razor leaf not just leaf..Paper cut is to weak to do damage.
     
    Water gun - Getting blasted with a water jet
    Hydro pump - Getting blasted with a bigger water jet
    Hydro cannon - It would be a tremendous amount of concentrated water and pressure, able to knock you off your feet and hurt.
    Blast burn - Like being in the middle of a giant ring of fire around you. And the fire is coming to get you. Ouch.
    Dark pulse - Harmless as it goes through, until you feel a tremendous, powerful pressure through your body, blowing you back.
    Overheat Slowly feel fire coursing through your body, until it becomes extremely hard to bear.
    Shadow ball - How about feeling like a giant basketball hurled at you thatlthat disapears with contact?
    Energy ball - Like Shadow ball, yet the energy is more concentrated and stronger.
    Solar beam - Like seeing the sky brighten, until a laser-like beam burns you from the sun, resembling making fire with a magnifying glass.
    Razor leaf - Hit with sharp, fast, construction paper, like a bunch of papercuts at once.
    Leaf storm - Like Razor leaf, but more extreme, and your enveloped in the leaves.
    Leaf tornado - Like leaf storm, but less extreme, and makes you spin inside, getting dizzy, hence the loss of accuracy.
    Blizzard - Feeling sharp, small snowballs hurtling past you at extreme speeds, you also get freezing cold in the ice.
    Ice beam - A fast, packed, ray of ice that can blow you to a wall.
    Icy wind - A less extreme Blizzard
    Thunderbolt - I guess being struck with powerful electricity, somewhat burning you.
    Powder snow - A less extreme Blizzard.
    Silver wind - Like a gun of moth dust, making your eyes water and your skin dry as sharp scales hit you, the wind would be going around 20 miles per hour.
    Gust - Like feeling strangled in a small tornado, the narrow size leaves you weaker.
    Air slash - Feeling a quick, hard slash the makes a popping sound as it breaks the sound wave. The force is so quick you can flinch.
    Gunk shot - Being blasted with gunk and disgusting mold and dumpster stuff. Yep, you heard it.
    Sludge bomb - Like a poisonous, ball of thick mud hitting you from above.
    Sludge - Like a river of mud-like poison mud seeping around you, making your knees fall to the ground.
    Pin missile - A bunch of sharp needles flying past you.
    Stone edge - Same is Pin missile, but stronger and more forceful.

    This is what I do when I have to much free time.
     
    According to the anime, Leaf Storm and Leaf Tornado don't actually cut!
     
    Leaf tornado doesnt cut..I know..But razor leaf does..Did you see the force of the leaves in the anime?did you see how badly they can cut?Venusaur cut a tree with them..Thats why i tell you that razor leaf would be worse than a paper cut..Maybe something like a chakram cut? :p And leaf storm does cut you.. Till now that it got changed bulbapedia said that leaf storm is a storm of sharp leaves whipped up..

    Anyway thank you very much..Hope you answer my other question(its just like this but with some different attacks at the end ;p:D)

    Anyway thank you very much..Hope you answer my other question(its just like this but with some different attacks at the end ;p:D)
     
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    lol I didn't say anything like Razor Leaf, but imagining an actual leaf in real life, it's hard to think of them cutting any harder than a paper cut. I mean if you throw a leaf really hard at a tree, the leaf is just going to bounce off! That's why I said that~

    But Leaf Storm definitely doesn't cut (if you look at Ash's Snivy / Torterra / Sceptile use it, the leaves just kind of hit the enemy and overwhelm them).
     
    ok ok..i still like you ;pp

    how can i make a new thread? i am new in here help

    how can i make a new thread? i am new in here help
     
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    I can't answer all of those attacks, but:
    -The Fire attacks will feel like being burned by fire in real life
    -The Water attacks will feel like being splashed by water, unless it's Hydro Pump, Muddy Water or Surf. Aqua Jet feels like being tackled at high speed while being drenched
    -The Fighting attacks will hurt a lot more than real-life blows
    -Psychic attacks may give you massive headaches, like Psybeam and Psyshock.
     
    I'll only answer the ones that I feel like answering + few extras.

    Hydro pump
    - Fire extinguisher x 10
    Hydro cannon
    - 5 Hydro Pumps coming at you all at once.
    Blast burn
    - Massive flamethrower hitting the ground and spreading at an extremely rapid rate.
    Razor leaf
    - High-speed leaf cutting you.
    Blizzard
    - Exactly what it says on the tin.
    Ice beam
    - Concentrated particles of ice hitting you at rapid speed.
    Icy wind
    - Cold Wind blowing on your face.
    SILVER WIND
    - Wind of silver flakes blowing on your face (Imagine millions of minute glass particles blowing across).
    Gust
    - High speed wind.
    Air slash
    - Invisible "papercut."
    Sludge
    - Lump of poisoned hurled at you.
    Sludge Bomb
    - More lump of poison hurled at you.
    Gunk shot
    - Ball of 10 sludge bombs coming at you at a very fast rate.
    Pin missile
    - Literally a missile of sharp pins coming toward you.
    Stone edge
    - Several stones with very sharp edges propelling at high rate piercing you through.

    C
    rush Claw - Imagine a beast clawing you with full force and then blood...umm......:paranoid:
    Curse
    - Pokemon creepy black, anyone?
    Bug Bite
    - Bug biting you with full force...
    Thunder
    - Many people believe that getting struck by thunder is equivalent to winning a lottery.
    Giga Impact
    - Someone hitting you with force of 20 Brock Lesnars.
     
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    Now,,how would these feel?
    water pulse
    bubblebeam
    bubble
    cross poison
    surf(also,how tall would it be?)
    gust(mph?)
    mud bomb
    spike cannon
    leaf blade
    slash
     
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