Futurama: The "To shreds you say!" fic

[Jesus Freak Josh]

I hope you don't mind this being in script!
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Futurama Fan-Fic
Hello! This is my first Futurama fic. At the moment it is in script. I hope to make it better in the future. Enjoy!
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Chapter 1: The Hermes mystery

*Opening credits roll*
*Opening credits finish and zoom in on the Planet Express building*
Professor: *Zooms in on Professor talking on phone* How did he go?... To shreds you say! How are his father and mother handling?... To shreds you say! *Hangs up phone* Bad news no one!
Fry: *Camera zooms in on Fry*What?
Professor: *Camera zooms out to show both* It seems Dwight Comrad was killed... To shreds!
Leelaa: *Leelaa comes in* WHAT?! DWIGHT!
Professor: Yes! We have to attend his funeral on the planet Nintendu 64! The planet Dwight and his parents were on when Dwight died!
Bender: *Comes in* What? A funeral? I'll put on my hat! *Takes cap out of door and puts it on antenna as if it were on a door knob. Zooms in on hat which says: Can I mug him when he's dead?*

*Suddenly changes scene*
*Ship is flying through universe*
Fry: *Zooms in on Fry* Is that it? *Points to a planet in the shape of a grey Nintendo 64 controller which is next to a teal planet in the shape of a Gameboy Colour*
Leelaa: *Zooms in on Leelaa who is flying the ship* Yes! Quite popular with kids! Now, the funeral will be held at Hyrule Castle.
Fry: *Zooms out to show both* The castle Zelda and link live at?
Leelaa: Yes! How do you know that? You don't read!
Fry: I played alot of Nintendo games in the 20th century!
*Shows ship landing on planet*

*Changes to scene on planet where Leelaa, Zoidburg, Fry, Bender (Wearing hat), the Professor, Cubert, and Amy are coming out of the ship. Everyone but Bender are wearing black*
Mario: *Appears* Welcome to the planet Nintendu 64! Please don't leave Bob-ombs lying around! *Looks at what everyone is wearing* I see you are all going to the funeral! You have several hours before it starts! Why don't you take some time to visit the Super Smash Brothers stadium? *Points to a Super Smash Bros. cartridge* You may watch some matches or battle others! *Runs off doing the sound effects like in Anthology of interest two*
*Everyone looks at each other blankly and then walk into the cartridge*
Leelaa: *Inside the cartridge waiting for the others* How about we fight? Me, Fry, and Bender?
Fry: *Walks in* Sure!
Bender: *Walks in a second after* As long as I get to kick Samus's butt!
Fry: *Zooms in on Fry* Why?
Bender: *Zooms in on Bender* Because she kicked my butt at school!
Fry: *Zooms out to show both* I thought you went to Bending School!
Bender: I did! I just had nothing to do so I decided to go to butt kicking school!

*Shows Bender, Fry, Leelaa and Samus in fight on Hyrule Castle. Fry is holding on to Samus, Bender is kicking her butt, and Leelaa is searching around and is suddenly sucked into a tornado*
Leelaa: *Comes back to life* Good thing this isn't going to REALLY kill me!
*Zooms in on Bender and Fry*
Fry: *Lets go of Samus after Bender destroies her*
Bender: Well we're done now! Let's beat up Leelaa!
*Leelaa notices and does a Mario Tornado destroying him completely*
Fry: *Is off screen* I didn't know you could do that!
Leelaa: You pick things up like this in battle!
Fry: *Zooms out to show both* Well I'll show you this! *Does Yoshi's Million Billion Kicks and finishes her off with Pikachu's Thunder destroying her* Yahoo! I win! *Hears an awful lot of "boos" and "You suck"* Better than you!

*Changes scene to a cartridge*
*Zooms in to show whole group*
Leelaa: *Reads cartridge label* Dwight's Funeral!
Fry: Cool! What's the game like?
Leelaa: It's not a game you idiot! We rented the cartridge out for the funeral!
Fry: OK! *Walks in*

*Shows group walking in with Hermes greeting them*
Hermes: Hi people! *Sounds sad*
Leelaa: We know Dwight's loss is sad! We feel bad too!
Bender: No we don't!
Leelaa: *Looks back angrily and looks back at Hermes* Well, SOME OF US are sad at the loss of Dwight...
Hermes: Thankyou...
Labarbara: *Enters the scene* We are thankful you have come to the funeral
Cubert: *Begins to cry* He was my only friend!!! *Looks up* Can I have his gameboy?
Hermes: No!
Cubert: *Begins to cry*

*Scene changes to after the funeral*
Labarbara: Thankyou for coming! Hermes is very sad! Isn't that right Hermes?
*Silence*
Labarbara: Hermes?
*They all look around and Fry finds an arm*
Fry: Hey look! Someone chopped off their arm!
Leelaa: No you idiot! It's Hermes' arm!
Bender: I found his dredlock *Shows Hermes' dredlock*
Professor: Dear lord! This was exactly how they found Dwight!

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[JoWood]

*claps* Good, I like Futurma. Cool Show, but er- suggestion?

You should write out the actions instead of |*DOING THIS*|. It shows that your kinda rushing and writing aint rushed.

 

[Jesus Freak Josh]

*claps* Good, I like Futurma. Cool Show, but er- suggestion?

You should write out the actions instead of |*DOING THIS*|. It shows that your kinda rushing and writing aint rushed.

It's just for the benefit of people who don't like reading lots and lots of description. And like I said, I hope to make it better in the future. So that means when I've finished the complete thing I'll make a more descriptive version.