Funniest Thing To Ever Happen To You At School

AnimeDDR110

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    The title says all. Talk about your funniest moment at school. I'll post mine later.
     
    Alright... Let's start the story:

    Natalie, a girl in my class, was on her knees on a chair. She was wigleing and all that. There is a hole in the chair's pad, by the way. She was talking to her friend. Then, the teacher came in the class. He said " Oh my god. Natalie, one day you'll get stuck in the chair (Because of the hole). I laughed and laughed during at least 5 minutes...
     
    I've had waaaay too much funny times in school. One of them was:

    My classmate's hands were turning yellow, so my teacher let him use the barhroom. When he came back, he said, "Ms. Korsak...!" There was a long pause. "My... um... thing is orange!" The class almost died of laughter and the teacher's face turned red from laughter.

    Another time, the same kid shook a soda bottle, like, 1,000 times, then said, "Who dares me to open this?" He didn't want to, but he accidentally opened it and soda flew to the ceiling, a long way up. It left a big mark, and wet half the class. A teacher came in and said, "What's going on?" We all said, "PLEASE DON'T LOOK UP!" She looked up and laughed a heartful like we all did.

    Sharing the fun...
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    Okay, so I go to an online school, right? And we have our own little forums for group assignments and such. Some classes also have areas where students can just talk about random crap, too.

    Well, freshman year and my first time in online school. I log onto my Algebra class and decide to check their forums out. They have a random-crap-intro-thread and I click it.

    I find this kid. NINE YEARS OLD. In my highschool algebra class. He spoke in perfect, dry sentences, telling us that he had been on the waiting list for the class since last year and that he was also in Geometry and Latin II. He "enjoyed chess and spending time at the yacht club." He also said that he "wished all of us a wonderful time in our educational journey."

    I thought it was a joke for a while, but jokes would have been deleted right off the bat and he was dead serious. It made me feel kind of stupid, but it was funny. XD
     
    I was in my gym class playing like... an extreme version of kickball involving barrel rolls, jumping onto mats, and lots of sprinting. So then this girl kicked the ball and I lunged at it... only to run HEAD FIRST into the gym's only brick wall. And I was so dizzy that I kept mumbling all these random things like, "cherry walls ate purple..." and stuff. XD

    Another time me and my friends last year all had this huge food fight upstairs by the elevator and there were stairs leading up to the classrooms just below us and there was a small kind of fence made out of wires to prevent us from falling over. So then me and my friends had this idea of throwing an open chip bag and a soggy peanut butter jelly sandwich at the students below walking up to their classes. And it turned out we "accidentally" threw the food at a teacher. And there was a washroom like a foot away so all us girls ran in there to hide and all the boys got caught. They almost got suspended but got off with a warning.
     
    So one of my friends fell asleep in the class(her name was Brooke)

    Teacher, "Wake up when I'm teaching!"
    Brooke wakes up and another kid says, "I'm bored!"
    And the teacher says, "Well at least you're not sleeping"
    Brooke says, "Thats because you haven't started teaching yet."

    ^ she watched a TV show and actually said it in real life o.o;

    And this really fat girl got stuck in her chair and couldn't get out. We laughed.
     
    In 5th grade I tried opening a pack of Go-Gurt for one of my friends, squeezed it too hard, and shot it on a parent's head sitting near us.

    It was hella funny.

    Score:

    John: 1
    Parent: 0
     
    I don't have a lot of funny moments, this is the only one I can think of on top of my head.

    So, I had Seminar with a gym/health teacher in the back of the gym. He was pretty cool all around. Anyway, so one day, I'm minding my own business, but other kids are acting up, so he throws a ball at one of them. It hit me instead. It kind of hurt, but not really. >: It's amusing to me, anyway, especially since he threw the ball in the first place. XD
     
    Was probably when I told the story of the Charlie horse (virus).
    That story Made everyone one I told it to, laugh like crazy.
    I won't tell it, so too bad for you XD

    Another one has to be the story of "Sailor OmgMyGAWD!!!" (Who was a grey lunchbox with a paper hat. That lunchbox is now dead).
    It was freaking hilarious.

    I had a lot of fun times at school, but the top reason I hate it is because of History class. It sucks.
     
    Hmm. Funny times at skewl. I think the best ones...I have 2 actually.

    Ok, this one was in 8th grade [2 yrs ago]

    Me and 3 of my friends were sitting at the lunch table...eating..doing what we usually do..talk about something...probably music or something stupid...and well one of my friends, he is a vegetarian, and well he looked at my friend's hamburger [skewl's hamburger] and he was all "What the heck is that!?" and my friend who had the burger was all like "I dunno...but I wonder what it feels like---" Stops and patty slaps my vegetarian friend. "--when its on your face!"

    So my vegetarian friend is like...grossed out by even the feel of the burger, takes his little cup of Yogurt and throws it at my friend...all in his hair and his face and shirt. But when he threw it...a teacher walked by...laughed a little bit, walked to the teacher's table..and walked back...still laughing a bit...and they got in trouble.

    But, me and the friend that wasn't in on the entire thing..just kinda backed away and laughed at the patty slapping-yogurt throwing experience. Haha.


    Ok, now for the second time:

    Last year [9th Grade - Freshmeat], Me and my friend were being idiots, and played with one end of a paperclip and a plug-in outlet. Well you stick one end in the plug-in...you shock yourself, feels awesome IMO..but scary. Then my friend looks at the paper clip and opens it so that it would go both sides in the 2 holes on the plug. He tells me to do it and see what happens. I did. *shot*. Yeah, dumb thing to do, so the paperclip sparks and catches fire [in my hand!] so I throw it on the ground, it is burning orage/red from all the energy traveling through it, such a small holder...made it overload >.<, well anyway...everyone except the teacher saw it, but only 2 kids started to laugh...and the teacher turned around and asked what they were laughing at...and she noticed the little smoking paperclip...luckily, she liked me...I was a good kid. So I didn't get ISS or anything ^^

    Good times...good times.
     
    My funniest moment in school would be.......jumping off a deck sort of thing 3 feet high and I landed on someones head AND My stomach was on his head and we both Slowly fell to the ground head first.
    Another funny moment was I crashed into a water fountain My freind was laughing so hard when I said on the ground "mommy my train went swimming in the piano".
    The funniest moment was probably.....when me and my freind fell off a bench in the cafetaria by accident.Everybody stared at us and I screamed EAT!they all quickly turned and began eating!
     
    oh yea, one time my teacher was gonna throw an unfinished water bottle away, so for some reason, when she threw it away it splashed in her face. She nearly had a heart attack.
     
    Does this include school field trips? if so then I remember when I was at elementary field trip I threw a rock at a car, me and my friends were laughing till I got caught and yes I was in big time trouble
     
    One of our teachers is really hyperactive and likes going on rants about funny things that happened to her last week, this morning and the likes. Well she was going on one of those rants and then decided to get on with the lesson when she was trying to contain her laughter, another kid in the class shouted that they were like another teacher we had. He then proceeded to say when this other teacher was on holiday they got hit by a car (he's alright now though). Our teacher told us "Alright lets get back to-", she just all of a sudden bursts into laughing. This kid kept her laughing for 5 whole minutes about misfortunes of this other teacher, the teacher continued to laugh and if she calmed down we all started laughing thus causing her to laugh again. XD
     
    Well, about 2 years ago I went on a 3-day school trip. My friends were kicking a football, and managed to get it in the nearby pond. I ran up to get it, I leant over the pond trying to grab the ball, but I slipped and fell in; flooding out my phone and thinking that I lost most of my money. In the end I managed to find the money on the grass a few metres away from the pond. So that was good. XDD I laughed afterwards while walking back to the dorms, with water swishing about in my shoes.

    A few months ago in P.E, we were playing Stunt-man rounders one lesson; basically like baseball, but you can have as many people as you want at one base, then when you think the ball has gone far enough to run further, you can leap onto a huge mat once you've been around all of the bases. Me and my friend got at the last base, then sprinted towards the mat, we both jumped and my friend landed on the mat first, I fell on afterwards and my legs carried on going forwards and they ended up hitting my friend on the face. We were laughing for ages. XD

    Last one for now... [the list is endless]:

    Just before the holidays this year, me and my friends got into a circle where we hang out and there was a bottle in the middle. We had to spin around and the host would shout, "GO!" and we'd all have to run towards the bottle. Well, we did that, I was at my limit and as soon as we were given the signal to run at the bottle, I ran at it and all of us collided and fell backwards. It was hilarious. XD I couldn't walk in a straight line for a good 10-15 minutes.
     
    well for me I once fell asleep in 3rd grade for 30 minutes or more the lights were off and i was bored and sleepy the teacher comes over and taps me on the shoulder I blurted out I'm awake I'm wake everyonee was laughing a little I felt so embarrased.

    Another time it was winter in 4rth grade everyone is coming in from recess, everyone is taking offf there jackets hats and whatever but my jacket zipper was stuck it would not budge so there was only one other way I take it off like a shirt but my sweater went with in front of the classroom. I felt majorly embarrased that day.
     
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