Grill the Pokemon above

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Spray-painted Onix with a dumber looking head.

Sharpedo?

 

[ReKoil]

Such a nuisance in Isle Of Armor.
Go harass someone else please.

Hydreigon ?

 

[PageEmp]

Evolving at level 64 sounds massively overkill. And getting to the middle stage at 50 is moreso. The evolving levels should have been 25 and 55/60.

Venonat

 

[Orion☆]

Its feet look like those of that cursed Kirby image. Also, what do you mean it doesn't evolve into a fluffier Butterfree?

Bombirdier.

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Trying wayyyy too hard to be three types between Dark, Flying, and Rock with its hidden ability just giving Rock STAB. Especially when the gimmick of gen 9 is basically three type STAB anyway....

keeping the titan theme going...

Dondozo

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Vore fish. Takes up tons of screen space when you have a larger one. Silly looking hat. (funny as all hell name to say though)

Miltank?

 

[ReKoil]

Sounds like a very time intensive Pokemon to keep. "This Pokémon needs to be milked every day, or else it will fall ill."
Imagine wanting to go on vacation somewhere... you either need to bring it along or hire someone to milk it.

Gholdengo ?

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Nine. Hundred. And Ninety Nine. Coins.
Who decided in their right mind this was an okay thing to do to us?????


I hate to do this to whoever's next but..
Clodsire

 

[ReKoil]

Ejecting your spine out of your body can't be good for you. Is it trying to be edgy or something?

Zoroark ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I'm pretty sure they just pointed at a person wearing a fursuit and said "You shall be a new Pokemon!"

Jellicent?

 

[ReKoil]

Pretty much just water type Drifloon/Drifblim that attacks ships and sailors instead of kids.
*grabs a needle to pop the waterballoons and make the PokeWorld a safer place.*

Bronzong ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

There is that "saved by the gong" saying... Then, why do we never see a Bronzong save the situation when we need it ?

Lopunny ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Somehow seems like a bunny with delicate ears who can kick with rear legs like a donkey! Don't know whether Scorbunny is it's relative or not......



Abra ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Have fun trying to catch one in the early Gen games when all it ever does is run away! For such an intelligent being, it sure is a coward! :p

Pyroar?

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

THIS is the Pokemon we get for Fire/Normal? I'm sorry, this is just a slightly-sunburnt lion. Really??? Some pokemon are lazy, but is this even really fire type? Cmon...


Volcarona?

 

[ReKoil]

Good luck using one on a playthrough before the elite four given that the dang thing evolves from it's previous form at freaking level 59.
Though there are some that somehow cheated the level they evolve at... I mean in SwSh you can catch it at level 42 or level 50 and the SOS one from USUM is level 41-44... cheating Volcarona exposed!

Braviary ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Braviary is my favorite Normal/Flying, so grilling will be tough !!



Looks like a very strong predator, but evolves at Lv.54, and before that the Eaglet Rufflet exists, who is weaker than Tranquil.

They do fight for their friends, but then will their friends are willing to fight back for them everytime ?

 

[saniachan]

I'm not even sure which mon I'm supposed to grill, so...

Someone grill Umbreon for me, please?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Someone grill Umbreon for me, please?

Okay! :p

Umbreon:
"When darkness falls, the rings on the body begin to glow, striking fear in the hearts of anyone nearby."
"When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes."
"With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it."

Ah yes, just the wonderful little shadow demon all my love and friendship helped to create! I can just imagine how fun bathtime's gonna be! I just have to remember to bring my Safety Goggles for when he tries to blind me with his poisonous spraying sweat, and something I can wrap around my neck to avoid any 'accidents'! :D
Truly the only real choice when picking what Pokemon you want your cute little Eevee to evolve into!... 0_0

Gallade?

 

[ReKoil]

Did it swallow a rugby or something?

Naganadel ?